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In the beginning

I was a primeval dot in the Universe
In the beginning, if the Universe began
Because I ripped myself apart
In glorious combustion,
Then how did I come to be there In the beginning?


Name of human: Jiayi.
Gender: Female.
Ngee Ann Sec's 4R3'09
gothic_punkchic@hotmail.com

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Friday, September 29, 2006 `` 9/29/2006 10:20:00 PM
Title:

finally found sth to blog bout
I MISS BLOGGIN!!!
this wk i kept wanna come back home as soon as possible jus to eat, read n denn sleep...
not studyin rather
i will always slack no matter wadd...
so todae, kinda go back wif craig
never wait forr da hmt ppl...
seriously wanna go back home
round mid afternoon, zena deyy all called n wanna come over
i sae dunn wann denn deyy dunn care
so i have no choice
nobody at home at da moment
denn zena took sume pics
come on i sux
denn on da music n sing a bit
yeah veri long never sing wif da others
WE WILL NEVER FORGET DA SONG, BOYFRIEND
forr all mps euu guys noe da reason
still da same old playful ppl, deyy started throwin da squashy ball
n seriously myy hse is gonna fall apart ani minute
DA BALL IS GOIN EVERI DIRECTION, includin da light on da ceilin
DEYY ARE VIOLENT!
denn my hse changed into a nail palour
deyy all started paintin their nails
i jus removed mine
da three of them RANSACKED myy kitchen WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
but inside oso nuthin much
denn my hair become da next target of zena
she started stylin my hair into french braid
hmm... not bad.. can consider next tyme tie to skool
i reeli luke veri goody-two-shoes
denn she turn my hair to two plaids or izzit ponytails?
n seriously i luk GIRLISH!
nobody can mistaken mii as ah lian ani more
this is wadd i told my dad, THERES A WAR INSIDE.

nite got tuition
lyke wadd jol wear
english exam over still need to do work?!?
i was smsin while da others were doin their work
scary when silent
so when others finished, i was still scibblin da summary
denn jol kept distubin mii by playin, i write sins not tragedies.
GRRRRR...
oya we were usin mps foolscrap
denn mii n jol wrote our old class n index no.
CLASS: 6 ASPIRATION. INDEX NO: 22.
denn jol played da wadd mr brown thang
i dunn even noe hu da freak is tat!?!
i so out-dated one.
an analyze i draw up by da end of da dae:

ex gang (mii, ash, zena, kanch, mich, gt)
- crazy
- will barge into others privacies without permission!
- mostly lyke english songs
- noe my weakness
- more direct denn mii
- care bout luks
- must got branded stuffs
- similar personality?
- irritatin at tymes =)
- criticize euu until euu die
- scary?

currect gang (mii, estalla, joyce, jolyn, deb, rachelle)
- lyke cute stuffs
- sume prefer soft toys over boiiz =(
- not crazy
- DUNN BARGE INTO PPLS PRIVACIES UNTIL TAT EXTENT
- DEFINATELY NOT SCARY!

*sry if offend ani one but its da truth!!!*

Friday, September 22, 2006 `` 9/22/2006 04:08:00 PM
Title:

1) How old do you wish you were?
hmmm... if euu ask mii last yr my ans will be 13... but now i guess not =S

2) Where were you when 9.11 happened?
it was FIVE years ago so wadd do euu expect?!?

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
i would be kickin the machine n cursin under my breath. HOW DARE IT CHEAT MY MONEY?!?

4) do you count yourself kind?
no. im cold. =)

5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
above my ass. it will be sexy. lolx. it will be sume kinda language explainin sume kinda sense. lyke angelina jolie. shes hott.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
sume kinda alien language tat euu dunn understand so i will onli be talkin to myself =)

7) Do you know your neighbors?
er... ive faced them forr 11 yrs oredi. all i noe is dere is a fat ass hu once ran naked round da corridor lyke da waz-da-name .. apollis?

8) What do you consider a vacation?
where i could reeli forget all da stress tat i faced n live forr da dae.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
B-O-R-I-N.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
moved wadd? which meanin move do ya mean???

11) Are you touchy feely?
touchy as in physical or emotional? both. so beware of mii =)

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
denn why is da hatred between da two genders? i onli believe in SOULMATES!

13) Dream job?
fashion stylist or wardrobe stylist. dey are cool. believe mii. the next generation wont be wearin ani thang.

14) Favorite channel(s)?
mtv n disney channel. *naive* i noe.

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
anywhere tat i can get out of this damned hse. even if its hawker centre even though preferably not.

16) Showers or Baths?
baths. i wanna plae wif rubber duckies!

17) Do you paint your nails?
*wriggle my toes* SEE!

18) Do you trust people easily?
too bad for mii. coz im too gullible.

19) What are your phobias?
heights. spiders? snakes?

20) Do you want kids?
babahaha? gaga?

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
i have 5. but i stopped.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
in a rock concert n dancin to the beat. too much energy to waste at home.

23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
ahhh... euu... euu make mii feel sooooo....

24) Heavy or light sleeper?
heavy. tats why i need human alarm clock. unless its my phone denn i will shoot up of bed.

25) Are you paranoid?
hope not.

26) Are you impatient?
YESSSH. n i cant wait to finish this stupid thang.

27) Who can you relate to?
talk to? depends. not everi thang euu can talk to one person. da person will noe too much.

28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
im okayy wif it as long hes gorgeous tat i will drool everi tyme i see hymm!

29) Have you been burned by love?OUCH! not reeli. rather bout trusts n friends. more experienced in those.

30) What's your favorite pick-up line?
SHUT UP LAH EUU!

31) What's your main ring tone on your mobile?
*And isn't this exactly where you'd like me. I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know. Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety...*

32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
huh? mii being catwoman n killin everi one i detest wif my claws?

33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
by mr craig. i asked hymm why n-league cancelled denn he reply. (deres nuthin wrong n dunn think slant slant!)

34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
at wadd tyme? i slept on a few beds ya noe. *smiles*

35) What color shirt are you wearing?
blue. skool uni.

36) Most recent movie you watched?
LOVEWRECKED! amanda bynes is soo hott! i luv her body! tat guy friend oso meant to drool euu noe? btw im bi.... EUU MEAN EUU DUNNO?!?

37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
cellphone. wallet. keys.

38) What color are your bed sheets?
multi-colored. N ITS LAME... euu wont wanna noe...

39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
HELLO? ARE EUU OUT OF UR MIND OR STH? IM AT HOME!

40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
da boobs. uh hmm. i mean da brrrreasts. a lot of flesh wadd. dunn euu guys lyke it???

41) What's your favorite town/city?
new york aka the big apple or los angles even though not been dere yet but my spirit is dere =)

42) I can't wait till..?at the highest point of my lyfe.

43) What did you have for dinner last night?
go open up my stomach n see wadd euu can find.

44) How tall are you barefoot?
157cm. told ya im short.

45) Do you own a gun?
hmm.. i wish i have one now. so i can shoot euu in the head forr askin such dumb question.

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
hott milo. deyy are hott too... *beams* the temperature wadd.

47) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
23? how da hell will i noe where am i? im mayb in heaven ya noe. but highly doubt.

48) Last thing you ate?
oreo-chco bubble tea.

49) What songs do you sing in the shower?
i cant. my mum is in da kitchen. she will tot i crazy denn send mii to mph. i had enuff of naked ppl runnin round ya noe?

50) Last thing that made you laugh?
haha... dere... im laughin oredi.

51) Worst injury you've ever had?
when i was five or sth. at home. im pro ya noe. denn i have to go general hospital sew my lips. =S

52) Does someone have a crush on you?
lyke i will noe?!? how many guys will be tat darin to come up to mii n confess??

53) What's your favorite candy?
sugar is not gd forr ya health.

54) What song do you want played at your funeral?
HELENA! denn i oso wann black roses n i wanna luk lyke a real goth wif thick thick eyeliner. do i have to order now?

55) Five random people to do this?
ani one hu have a blog n havent done this. plez tell mii when euu did.

Friday, September 15, 2006 `` 9/15/2006 10:25:00 PM
Title:

got surprise mini quiz forr science
dunno how to do
i cant believe i got tat ques correct!
i cant believe its reeli filtration denn evaporation!
i last minute do one
i still asked ms wang REELI ARH?
cme lesson, craig gave mii tat kinda luk again
DA LONG HARD STARE
denn jasper oso follow
but his not tat threatenin compared to craig
NARROWED HIS EYES N RAISE HIS BROW
denn forget it, turn back to hassan deyy all
sure sam, im seriously gonna rite bout this no doubt
da guys started da horny horny thang again
especially hassan n jing yuan
usin da measurin tape to be da cock
aiya jing yuan since from my group oredi horny oredi
but haziq sit back back so neva join in
its fun seein da two of them foolin round
coz im still SICK, SATISFIED?
oya i changed my sittin arrangement
rmb i told ms zahra i not happy
i didnt noe she take it seriously
denn i changed n sit wif pearlyn
practically my ex whole row is changed
n im so called sittin at my chinese place, so is craig
stay back forr dance
canteen cramped lyke siao
coz got performance
wa lao da guys dere sick one la
purposely sit in front
so when one of da ghurls, esther was doin her twirlin (wearin skirt but obviously got shorts inside) da guys all cheered
SICKO!!!
denn practice got new thang
damn fast la
i still havent got my sense back n have to do da next action oredi
i dizzy la
da song is lyke ancient indian
lyke da ANCIENT-IE part, gothy n mysterious
by da tyme i finished, whole hair havin battle oredi
got bruise
denn tuition, finally saw jolene again
she kept sayin she guy
denn i sae show mii
denn she sae cannot
denn i sae why she wear bra
denn she sae dunn care la
???
after tat
MII: WHERE EUU BUY UR BRA?
JOL: WHY EUU WANNA NOE?
MII: COZ I INTERESTED IN EUU!
JOL: CRAP!!!
in da end she never tell
denn when she go bully rebeeca tat tyme, i go pull her bra string, untie it =)
after tat we infraratin stuffs
SHE GOT A LOT OF JEREMYS PHOTO!!!!

Thursday, September 14, 2006 `` 9/14/2006 10:20:00 PM
Title:

PE plae captain’s ball
love tat game so got a bit too carried away n agitated
SRY TO ALL THOSE I GOT TOO ROUGH N VIOLENT ON! SO SRY!
onli happy part tat i cause ka lun to fall
but sad lah, got physical contact wif hymm
durin recess which is oso da upper sec recess too, joyce screamed coz got a bee flyin near her n da drink
whole canteen or at least half are lukin at her
stupid uncle at da vendor givce mii wrong drinks denn i have to repay hymm forr another
he go ass lah
treat sheng han to a drink forr his TRIBUTE
count hymm lucky tat todae got money
got da maths trail after
mii, joyce, estalla, justin n dickson
denn we cheat a bit lah
slack slack
denn after tat go buy drinks
locker too full oredi
had difficulty stuffin everi thang inside so have to rearrange
bound to tmr open da locker everi thang topple out
n i think its gonna be myy turn
go tm after tat
bought sushi
miss da taste of it
conquer jol n pearlyn’s ice kacang
jol bought pearlyn preezie rite on da spot
go take neos
take da new machine wif da sofa thang
fun lehxx
got one neo, point middle finger but not tat nice so never choose =(
veri nice da neos, depsite first tyme take this machine
no tyme limit to decorate!
wanna ask kym to help scan
mii n estalla are so called blickerin whether to take 39 or 81
i sae 81 coz da bus ride is shorter
estalla sae 39 coz walk to da bus line is faster
but after all still take 39
got da new issue of Teenage
cover page is jay chou
WHYY CANT IT BE PANIC! AT THE DISCO?!?
eventually deres an article of them
so i was lyke beamin lyke hell n gave a small squeal
n i turned back n saw my dad givin mii a weird luk
*WHAT!?*
*DERES THIS WEIRD GHURL OVER HERE LAUGHIN AT HERSELF...*

i reeli think this band is made up of The Click Five n Fall Out Boy genes
no wonder
their album is made up of two different type of songs
electronic – click five kinda song
n da weird weird kinda – fall out boy style
n deyy are sign up by one of da dudes of fall out boy
no wonder

Wednesday, September 13, 2006 `` 9/13/2006 08:10:00 PM
Title:

in maths lesson, forget to sign myy maths paper
denn have to stand up n explain reason
denn i jus give da truth loh
TOO TIRED TO RMB
denn he was lyke *CRAP REASON! CONTINUE STANDIN!*
i was lyke *WADD!!!*
denn mr lai sae dickson make a face
but i never get to see it
or izzit after tat?
denn have to stand throughout da whole lesson
so called
denn he catch mii never tug in shirt
LYKE I EVA?!?
denn i ani how act lyke i tuggin in
NO WAE AM I GONNA TUG IN...
denn *happy* when myy whole group stands up wif mii!
so bad of mii!
got home econs test
i oso never study
denn got wadd activities after tat
kym so stressed depsite end of test
so mii n sheng han are tryin to help her *destress*
but it still wont work
stay back forr eng oral
JOYCE GAVE MII A KISS AGAIN
N I DARE HER TO KISS MII ON DA LIPS
N WE DID!
I GAVE AWAY MYY VIRGIN KISS TO JOYCE KHONG!!!
eh i wanna preserved forr myy beloved one lehxx
denn i was lyke *O GOD (X 3) I LOST MYY VIRGIN KISS!*
but i aint her first one
see da readin passage is bout guitar
veri happie, but oso thinkin bout mii
havent touch mine since i kept it back into its cover
aiya never practise one
tot da conversation gonna be bout this too
WA LAO, KYM TALK LYKE MACHINE GUN LYKE TAT
I SIT ON DA CHAIR WAIT VERI LONG LEHXX
saw ms zahra take out her specs, denn after a while wear back
smile smile
ms kym gd wadd
denn myy turn
i sticked out myy tongue without myy control n ms zahra was askin,
*WHY EUU STICK OUT UR TONGUE?*
denn i dunno how to ans
after myy readin she was lyke *ER... GD...*
i was thinkin *izzit reeli gd??*
conversation topic: *WHICH ADVICE OR ENCOURAGEMENT IS DA MOST IMPORTANT TO EUU(sth lyke tat)?? *
i was lyke *OPEN MOUTHED*
*GOD WADD DA FUCK?!?*
denn i paused quite a while
I DUNN RMB HAVIN AN ADVICE OR ENCOURAGEMENT TAT IS ENGRAVED IN MYY HEAD DEEPLY
denn i ani how create a fake one
sae wadd myy friends gave mii advice on havin relationships, dunn trust guys easily n wadsoeva
dunno lehxx, da first thang tat come to mind is... BGR?
i seriously cant luk ms zahra in da eye
myy mind was twirlin, findin ans to explain.
i swear i can roll myy eye n faint on da spot!
denn she asked mii personal ques bout myy sittin arrangement, if i lyke it
denn i truthfully ans i dunn lyke
denn she sae i mus learn to be independent loh
but tat means i will be lonely too
found da others downstairs
craig was crappin again
sayin... da difference between da sittin posture of a ghurl n a boii?!?
duh
denn he ask whyy justin qiao his leg wont numb one when he does
denn dickson sae coz he fat wadd, denn blood circulation hard to go through
but truthfully mine oso, at da assembly ground
half an hr lehxx... but im not fat kayy!
walk back wif min lin, craig n dickson
da bus stop got this notice sayin wadd
*DOES THIS LIPSTICK COLOR SUITS MII? AM I SEXY? (blah blah blah...)*
denn craig was lyke i noe hu will sae this, n i noe hu hes gonna sae too
so we almost at da same tyme pointed at each other
fine! since he knew tat I DID SAE tat last part in my forfeit
n i dunn put lipstick, lip gloss instead
supposed to go tm, but cancelled
screamed at craig at first *I WONT BE TAKIN 3 SO I WONT BE TAKIN DA SAME AS EUU!*
but have to take back my words when we both missed 39 n 17
back home, dad fixed this *BOXIN?* thang at da ceilin
n MYY MUM HANG HERSELF
SERIOUSLY!
kayy, she put her head there n pull at her neck muscles???

Tuesday, September 12, 2006 `` 9/12/2006 08:12:00 PM
Title:

lets start wif yesterday
ah, go back to skool, so sian
dunn wann to wake up
will start to have pandas eyes again.
first thang joyce gave mii a hug n i was lyke *DIDNT WE JUS SEE EACH OTHER LAST WED?*
denn followed up by kiss
gave craig his belated prezzie
after skool accompany estalla go tm
she buy prezzie denn i jus tag along
walk round da whole mall dunno how many tymes

in class kept yawnin
tired lah
previous nite cannot sleep
denn suai suai sit at da front cannot sleep
jus stay in skool todae forr cca
dunn feel lyke goin far
so after da others left denn i lyke nerd sia, sittin alone wif bks in front of mii
so wadd da fuck
denn da dance suddenly sb puke
one of da *uh hmm* ppl
IM STILL STARIN AT HER WHILE SHE PUKE?!?
denn luk away in disgust after she finish?!?
im weird.
im hungry now.
ah.
(im bored of my lyfe.)

Saturday, September 09, 2006 `` 9/09/2006 10:05:00 PM
Title:

my bloggie is goin wild n takin on da darker side again...
this song by PANIC! at the disco... but i think PANIC! at the stripe club suits better!
*I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES*
reminds of fall out boii, but fall out boi izznt tat wild
this band is lyke dunno takin on wadd type... alternative? punk? rock? pop? reggae? or wadeva-new-kinda-thang-is-goin-on
but its nice
check out da video too
at first lyke helena, a ironic situation at da church
not funeral, but a wedding takin place
denn suddenly WILLY WOLKA POP OUT!?!
reeli, its true, its da lead singer in willy wolka luk
oya this reminds mii of this movie where a guy enters into a weird world where clowns n weird ppl exists...
its crazy
even though my last blogskin is PANIC! at the disco, but i never bother go listen their songs
oya i checked out jesse mccartney's new song
THIS HOTT DUDE HAVE REELI MATURED A LOT
this song *RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG* is lyke...
featurin a night club n jesse is chasin after this gorgeous...
n how he sings is no longer innocent...
a grown up man hu has learnt da skills to chase a ghurl right on da street
argh, i still love hymm... hes cute... always
hilary duff have grown up a lot too
this song, she is wearin sparklin disco outfit, saucy...
n lindsay lohan too, no doubt
from this lil orange head ghurl to this dye-black ghurl strippin her top forr her bf?!?
god, this ghurl is SO NOT INNOCENT!
okie enuff of other ppl's business
BACK TO MY BUSINESS

seems to be i reeli veri free todae
afternoon went tm da 4th tyme this wk
went to buy last last last minute prezzies
seems lyke i have endless to buy
but not endless money to spend
met my aunt, denn supposed to take out my ear piece to hear wadd shes talkin,
instead i pulled out myy hoop-earring
OUCH!
tm veri crowded, got sales
denn yeah still got one more dae to finish all da hw on da table
i havent even touch half!
shit it!
denn back home, got phone call, tot my sis at home so never bother to ans
denn nobody ans denn da person call again
mayb she in toilet i tot
so i ans
her best friend's call
so searched round da hse forr her
eh not at home?
eh... i tot i saw her lyin on da bed when i come home?!?
o god, am i imaginatin???
denn mostly she wif her best friend go downstairs denn how come her best friend call???
is she hangiin out wif a boii!?!

tmr have to be real gd ghurl n stay at home
cannot slip out of da hse oredi
ani wae no money oredi
wallet onli left a few dollars forr da rest of da month
jus waitin forr ppl to return mii...
dunno will take how long...

`` 9/09/2006 01:18:00 PM
Title:

kinda borin dae
must thank god i never rot to death
finally after so many days, i managed to sit down on da chair properly n face da hw...
*gasps* “O GOD, IM GONNA FAINT, IM GONNA FAINT, IM GONNA FAINNNNNNNT!!!”
everi thang i see is alien language
not funny... i dunn give a fuck understand
forget it, stop at ques 4 n went out to have fun
plae badminton wif zena, mich, gt
i still havent totally lost da skill of playin
got strength but always aim wrongly
lyke playin bball too
i make gt jump so she can grow taller =)
we play until da soft ball punctured
mayb before tat oredi
denn got a colorful bball
got worm hangin from da tree
denn all of us lyke mad woman screamin.... in da playground???
in front of all da lil kids?
*O GOD, ITS DISGUSTIN!*
*AHHH!*
*WHERE IT GO????*

denn got this lil boii help us take it away
denn da others call hymm worm boii
zena n gt enjoy hittin da shuttlecock up into da tree
n usin da bball n hit it down
so sian tmr...
dunno wadd to do
tired of shoppin
at least in ws n tm
miss marina square, suntec, plaza singapura
but nobody go wif mii lyke zombie walkin round

Thursday, September 07, 2006 `` 9/07/2006 08:04:00 PM
Title:

plae bball
finally manage to persuade craig to go
but he kept makin tat “EE AH WOO LUU LAA” sound
help kim make tat test-tube keychain
mii n estalla were rite to guess tat debb will wear pink top n jeans material bottom
craig is always wearin green
hes seein green!
my slipper broke even before i reeli played
so PS
we were all wearin multi-coloured
green (craig), pink (debb), yellow (estalla), orange (mii n alexius), blue (min lin), white (russell), red (alexius’ friend) n dunno wadd faded color (haziq)
min lin pro one, help her team, eh is my team, score a lot
when da guys are entangled in their “MAN’S STUGGLE” we ghurls better dunn interrupt
denn got this small guy one head shorter than mii but 12 years old called aaron
first tot, “AARON CARTER?!?”
sume of da guys go plae soccer
denn when sume of da others went back, mii n min lin were practisin shootin n stuffs
after tat she walked wif us (mii n russell) forr a while
when he asked mii wadd cca am i n i told hymm dance
he was lyke *OPEN MOUTHED, STARIN*
met kim at da interchange
denn i accompany her go take her thang, leavin da russel behind n after tat i dunno where he go
kim rushin so we were dashin around
first tyme, reeli first tyme
i took 358 back home
denn have to walk
have a quite close talk wif kim
denn yeah, dunno whyy nuthin much to talk le

Wednesday, September 06, 2006 `` 9/06/2006 08:02:00 PM
Title:

met up wif joyce to buy prezzies
she almost kill mii coz she cant find mii at bum when i told her i was dere
okie, myy fault
startin to have hyper-tension coz of da money dealin of sharin wif others
mind was lyke “O GOD I NEED A SPACE TO BREATHE!”
takin all da oxygen in da blood, resultin in cold fingers n toes
relax, euu are not in science class
skip lunch n changed to skool uni go back skool forr ipw course
from a preppy ghurl to a gd skool ghurl (forr once, i did tuck in myy top)
forget bring clip wadd
n i wasnt exactly tuckin in
i wear double
da tightin fittin racer-back or izzit halter top help to secure myy top folds
but kept comin out
in da lab i seriously wanna collapse
starvin n after effects of hyper-tension
wasnt thinkin clear, rather thinkin “O SHIT IT! HOW MUCH MONEY DO I HAVE LEFT FORR DA REST OF DA MONTH???? N I STILL HAVE 3 PREZZIES TO GO N 3 WKS TO SURVIVE WITHOUT A HOLIDAY!?!”
*raise both hands up n smashed into da table*

Tuesday, September 05, 2006 `` 9/05/2006 10:53:00 PM
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da first thang i saw on da newspaper was da crocodile dude on da front page
woken up by sms AGAIN!
but this tyme is not geraldine lah
on da phone wif my mum, " euu DYE (DIE) finish ur hair or not????"
denn, "okie, wait forr mii, im comin over, cannot go first hoh, mus pay forr mii, never bring money" =)
so after tat mii, gt n her sis go cut hair
gt da hair cut is equal to those few pathetic strands of hair on that head of mine
i drop a lot of hair since last yr wadd
her hair can make wig oredi loh
her sis one oso a lot
da hairdresser was lyke !!!
denn da hairdresser's husband is scoldin da son (we go cut at da person's hse)
he was lyke shoutin, "EUU ARE HOPELESS!!!!"
i was lyke "WAH!"
btw da son is sec 2
even though da husband not scoldin mii but i oso scared.
eh same roof at da moment lehxx
i pity tat guy
wanna be rebel oso lyke tat
mii oso no exceptional lah
mum screamed her head off at mii coz da fryin stick MELT!?!
COZ I FRY DA EGG DENN I PUT TAT STICK DERE ON DA HOTT PAN WHILE ON DA PHONE?!?
ARGH
denn da plastic thang stuck to da pan
back to da cuttin thang
i onli trim a bit
so not obvious
so when i go plae bball wif min lin in da afternoon she never notice =)
her call woke mii up
forgot hu-da-hell sae off ur phone lah (i think is craig)
dunn wann lah
i wanna listen to myy ringtone
when i go dere i saw hardy n sume ngee ann guys
oo... those 1c1 basketball guys
HUH?!? WE ARE... PLAYIN AGAINST THEM!??
but denn deyy disappear after tat
so mii, min lin, amy, junnie n joselyn (sry i reeli dunno how to rite ur name, onli noe how to sae)
denn we plae wif 2 guys we jus met dere
this one guy wif orange tee plae half wae took off his top
nite go eat dinner at east coast park
on da wae mum n dad n kinda mii still quarrel where to eat
myy mum wanna reject eat SEAFOOD lehxx... n not she pay huh...

Monday, September 04, 2006 `` 9/04/2006 09:00:00 PM
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huh da crocodile guy die???
i was lyke so shocked when i see a lot of ppl on msn put tat green green thang
o
its a tortoise
i mean i still cant believe everi one is mournin forr tat guy
I REELI DIDNT NOE HE IS SO FAMOUS!
YES, I SAW HYMM ON TV BEFORE
KIDS CENTRAL?
HAH
but i cant believe...
HE DIE FORR ANI ANIMAL!!!
OR AT LEAST STH TO DO WIF AN ANIMAL
i am still shakin my head
o god
god bless tat guy in heaven
okie down to my business
went out wif kimberly tay todae
gt's sis
watch lovewrecked!
tat guy called ryan is so cute!!!
argh!!
i mean he is MUCH MORE cuter than da stupid rock star
n his real name is JONATHAN???
reminds mii of jonathan of ex 6c
eek...
or da ex guitar class, jonathan
extra eek
i mean he has tat kinda passionate luk tat melt my hart
i still love amanda bynes
I LOVE HER BODY!!!!!!!
I WANN HER BODY!!!!
but i still prefer shes da man
but this one oso not bad
provided got tat cute guy!!!
i was lyke lukin at hymm throughout da movie
jealous of amanda when he kissed hymm at da end *boo*
wanna kicked da stupid rock star's ass
i still recommend this movie to those havent watch yet
euu noe at first i tot tat guy nis from jus myy luck
starrin wif lindsay last tyme
but tat guy's name is jake
or izzit jus da actin name
nvm later i go check it out
denn after tat we went to take neos
since kim got veri lil neos
denn take loh
take tat machine last tyme take wif da others
myy eyebrows n hair turn brown
resultin in myy eyeliner veri obvious
veri blackish
denn draw da attention to my eyes
still thinkin of wadd prezzie to buy
i spent a lot todae
compared tat i never even spent ani forr prezzie
SHIT!
die...

Sunday, September 03, 2006 `` 9/03/2006 08:57:00 PM
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im kinda free now but nuthin much to blog, onli to announce tat im gonna be booked forr da next few days. assure euu i will spent $50 away soon. so here is a quiz from geraldine.

INCLASS

Who sits next to you?
MY LOVER'S SPIRIT (i hate this sitting arrangement, i miss estalla!)

Who sits infront of you?
*GAWK* HAFIZ???

Who's on your left?
indirectly... er..... let mii recall... jus been brainwashed... MOHAMMAD???

Who are your best friends in class?
*roll my eyes* apparently its ESTALLA

who is the..Most shy?
ESTALLA

Cutest guy?
*ssssssshhhhhhhhhh* let mii whisper da person's name in ur ear *******

Cutest girl?
can it be class 6a? (no!) er... denn either estalla or blossom?

Prettiest?
haha.... cannot tell later all da other ghurls come hunt mii...

Most annoying?
*beams* FUCKIN AU KA LUN!!!!

Brightest of all?
MIN LIN? OR DEB? OR....

Funniest?
=) DICKSON??? OR DONG KUN???

If you could live one of your friend's life, whose would it be?
NOT IN THIS CLASS...

Your favourite teacher?
ER... NO PREFERENCE YET...

Favourite subject?
AFTER SKOOL WILD TYME!!! (shoot da luk)

Who's your class monitor? How's he/she?
SHENG HAN... HE... POPULAR ROUND GHURLS??

Who's the class asst. monitor? How's she/he?
JOYCE... SHE LOVES GIVIN KISSES TO OTHERS

Your class teacher is..?
MS ZAHRA

Your class..?
1R6

Do you love your class?
hmmm... *shrugs*

ABOUTME

Do you name yourself?
*shakes*

What is your full name?
Sim Jiayi

Do you consider yourself perfect?
N-O. NOBODY IS PURRR-FECT.

What are the complicated things in life?
EVERY THANG, INCLUDIN EUU

What are the things/people you love the most?
PPL HU LOVE MII, FASHION, MUSIC, MY OWN FANTASY WORLD, VAMPIRES???

3 Things that you always bring with you.
WALLET, CELLPHONE, KEY

What usually makes you sad?
FEELIN DA SAD DEPERATION IN PPL'S CALLIN, LYFE NOT GOIN WELL

How was your day today?
HIDIN UNDER A BK. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER =)

What did you do for the past 2 hours?
plenty. mostly in my own world.

Ever cheated on a class test/exam?
NICE QUES. COUNTED CHINESE SPELLIN?

Who is the last person you uttered 'love' to?
MII. I SHOULD LOVE MYSELF FIRST.

What is the worse feeling ever?
LOST OF PERSON I LUV OR DA MEANIN IN LIVING.

Do you wear make-ups often?
KINDA. EYELINER.

What are the things that makes you feel uncomfortable?
BEIN A FASHION DISASTER. UNFAMILAR. BEIN NOT MII.

What are the words you say the most?
F**K

Your 3 believes :
lyfe will be better than today. MY SOULMATE. live lyfe ur style.

What do you do if you are bored?
find sb to chat or sms wif.

Do you miss someone lately?
DA MII TAT IS MISSIN FROM MY SOUL (tat is oso a person wadd.... or part of it?)

Any regrets?
a lot. but i have to learn not to turn back. n improve thangs in future.

Do you wish to be someone else besides yourself?
yeah. but im destined to stuck wif this body!!!

If your loves can be counted, how much do youthink you're LOVED?
*force a smile* i wont noe. show to mii.

Are you single?
*smiles mysteriously*

What are your obsessions?
IN MY OWN WORLD (fashion, music, communication)

Saturday, September 02, 2006 `` 9/02/2006 09:10:00 PM
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jus came back...
GERALDINE TAY ROU JUN LISTENS UP!!!::
*90 degree bow*
thank euu forr da... ... dinner?
tat ur family treats
dunn sae i never thank euu forr tat, kayy?
i dunn forget ppl hu er... treats mii nicely?
haha
thank ur family too...
i will miss ur maid...
next tyme mahjong san que yi(3 short of one) cannot ask her le...
n i will miss her cookin
n EUU HAVE TO DO ALL DA HSEWORK URSELF!
WAHAHA
DUNN SAE NOT ONLI I AM DA ONE HU SCREAMS AT MY MUM
EUU WILL TOOOOOOOOOO
NO DOUBT
N IF MY CHILDREN SCREAMS AT MII NEXT TYME
DA FIRST PERSON'S NAME I WILL THINK OF IS EUU!!!
I WILL SAE,"I AM DEAF, EUU GO SCREAM AT AUNTIE GERALDINE!"
by tat tyme euu will be auntie...
lolx
n im still younger than euu so cannot bully mii
*crap*crap*crap*
suddenly i feel veri distant to da outside world
more close wif ppl i noe long than sec friends
one dae neva reeli contact i oredi feel so alien le...
bound to spend $50 next wk
n dunn ask mii any thang bout kim n zena's *uh hmmm*
i am brainwashed
if euu ask mii i will bound to ans back, "huh? hu are euu?"
i love love love love lindsay lohan's "Edge Of Seventeen"
n btw happi birthday to
belated ZENA (28/8)
*wait i go check* even if da person never see but i jus rite
CRAIG (6/9)
HARRIS (12/9)
RACHELLE (15/9)
WEI SHAN (22/9)
PRISCILLA (25/9)
PEARLYN (29/9)
sincerely sry if miss out ani one= )

`` 9/02/2006 04:58:00 PM
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hmmm..
how should i start...
okay... jus now went to send gt's maid to airport...
probably will never see her again...
SHE GAVE MII A HUG!
so honoured!
n gt knocked against da bus seat... but IM SO NOT GONNA FOOT HER MEDICAL BILL
YEAH... TOO BAD...
i still thinkin whether to go eat dinner wif her family...
veri extra lehxx..
ppl family tyme denn i always interrupt...
next wk gonna be kinda booked everi dae...
but tats a gd thang...
denn i wont be BORED TO DEATH
n i will be happi at least...
i feel lyke goin wild wild wet...
feel lyke being splashed by da cool water in such hott weather...
TEMPTIN RITE???
n gt wann mii to sae her nails ARE A NICE COLOR
LITE PINK!
hmmm.. so im thinkin of paintin mine too...
either transparent or bright pink...
coz tired to paint black...
hands lyke veri dirty lyke tat...
but jus changed myy toe nail color to black, pink n red!
not bad lah....
got new design denn change...

Friday, September 01, 2006 `` 9/01/2006 10:45:00 PM
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i feel so lethargic now...
i dunno wadd is happenin to mii...
but im jus feelin this now...
jus feel tat all myy muscles in my body have died...
so afternoon at jol's hse watch "Shes The Man" n a bit of "High School Musical"
all i watched before
but still nice
i still love amanda bynes!!!
i luv her!!!
shes my idol!!!
i wanna catch her in"Lovewreaked" so hu wanna go???
denn da others all askin hu got stead...
haha dunn luk at mii, do i luk lyke one lucky ghurl?
so ppl checkin others phone...
i have nuthin to hide!
i still worshipped kim =)