okay so our chinese blog is gonna be called "fried-bloodybanana".
actually is "cheena-banana".
but ms jamie tan think we insultin da cheena ppl.
so no choice loh.
but banana is a nice food, so we continue to replace da cheena word.
"banana-plus-jelly"
"vomit-banana"

health check up at the lib on 3rd storey.
sarah's shoes were found on da first storey later.
dunno hu throw one.
denn damn AKL VOLUNTEER to go down to take.
oya sarah has pick up craig's bad habit of snifflin shoes.
denn wei shan's shoe oso kena thrown down by yu hin.
denn unluckily, tat mr wong downstairs.
thank god never hit his head, or else whole class will die terribly.
but surprisingly he never come up n scold us.
after tat socks were either being thrown down or switched.
walao, heard mine is oso a victim of da second option.
at da foward bendin test, i still need to do it.
da nurse told mii to go to student health centre but denn i told her i discharged oredi.
NO WAY AM I GOIN BACK TO HELL!

oya n da guys lied to mii tat da female nurses asked them to show them their dicks.
n PULLED?!?
n i believed it coz sume of da guys came out coverin their parts.
fine, im dumb.

student investiture today.
da SC luk so formal n elegant.
n seeing sheng han n hassan wear long pants are jus plain, not used to it.
but might as well be used to it now.
forr min lin, i cheered while joyce screamed.
but denn forr kym, i screamed.
IN DA STILL ATMOSPHERE!
o god can euu imagine how embarrassin tat is???
those ppl round turned towards mii.
GREAT, WADD A HAPPY ENDIN.

durin lunch, i saw sth crawlin in front of mii.
us 4 were sittin at da bench.
denn my eyes widened.
"OMG! THERES A LIZARD!"
denn da rest of it was kinda funny.
us 4 springed out of our seats.
jolyn n joyce screamed.
da table behind us screamed forr fun.
yeah, add on to da atmosphere.
sumemore my food is brown lyke da lizard, surprisingly i could still swallow them later.
all along, sheng han hu is beside us, remained calm.
???? fine hes a guy.

dance, da cheena tchr came wif a pack of clothes.
i tot is da cca tee.
yeah.
not.
its da singlet tat we are supposed to wear inside.
n it turns out to be, GUESS WADD?
A PURPLE SWIMSUIT!?!
ewwwwwwwwwwww
its since how long ago i wore a one-suit?

on da bus back home, wif joyce, her wallet slipped down da "black carpet" of da bus.
it was slippin down da floor in slow motion denn joyce without panic, went foward n take it.
i cant stop laughing after tat!
its such a hilarious sight.