Today im gonna recount some everyday-kind of incidents that happen recently.

1. Races

I was at somewhere collecting something
(nar im not gonna tell you where i go or what i collect, nananeepoopoo)
The lady: *talks in hokkien to me* *smiles*
Me: *stare at her with a weird look* oh okay. (take my things & walk to the side)
Another lady beside her: *points at me* Student lah! *points somemore*
Both ladies looked at me.
The thing is, i dont understand hokkien. Not really. Thank god i can read whats on the thing i collected.

Not long ago, i was mistaken as a malay.
Like what?

2. Neighbour

My neighbour was outside my door, peering in.
I was about to iron some clothes.
Auntie: Wah you know how to iron clothes ah?
Me: Yeah.
Auntie: Can help me iron?
My mum: 1 clothes 50 cents!
Me at the same time: Pay me $5. (Yeah lah, greedy)
.....
(still ironing)
Auntie: What subjects you take?
Me: (list)
Auntie: Last time i also take physics and chem. For chemistry, must rmb the symbols! Like, what is Na? Cl?
Me: (answers)
Auntie: Then N?
Me: (answers) *laughs*
Auntie: (some more questions) eh not bad leh. then for physics must rmb formula. like velocity. is distance over speed = time... *blah blah blah*
Me: Oh havent learn yet.
Mum: Hui gu yi qian ah? (refresh your childhood memory ah?)
Auntie: Ya loh ya loh.